By Simon Farnsworth
Team GB are amazing at anything that involves sitting down or beating people up.
The Irish do the best sailing commentary.
We found out what kind of men take part in equestrian.
Sometimes, people do live up to their name.
And silver goes to Japan.
You can learn to row in a fishing boat for three months and make the Olympics but you will be last… a long way last.
153 countries have less medals than Michael Phelps.